Spookyspaghetti: A Creepypasta Parody

I'm not sorry.
From the Creepypasta Wiki:


Creepypasta are essentially internet horror stories, passed around on forums and other sites to disturb and frighten readers. The name "Creepypasta" comes from the word "copypasta", an internet slang term for a block of text that gets copied and pasted over and over again from website to website. Creepypastas are sometimes supplemented with pictures, audio and/or video footage related to the story, typically with gory, distorted, or otherwise shocking content.
While creepypasta today varies greatly in length and quality, older ones tend to be very short and follow one of the following set of formulas:

• Anecdotes. The narrator remarks on a scary legend, news story, or event from their own past.
• Rituals. A list of instructions for the reader, claiming that if they go to a certain place at a certain time, and perform specific actions, something remarkable and/or horrifying will happen.
• The "Lost Episode." The narrator tells the story of a never-before-seen episode or scene from a famous TV show, typically a comedy or children's cartoon, where the audio and video is heavily distorted and characters begin acting strangely or violently, killing themselves and/or each other. This style of creepypasta has fallen out of favor nowadays, as it is seen as cliché. 

That last one, unfortunately, sort of shows what most creepypasta boil down to (No pun intended... Okay, pun intended) about how most of the time, they can be VERY cliché. The one that most people will refer you to is "Ben Drowned", which is about a haunted Nintendo 64 cartridge. 

Then there's "Lavender Town Syndrome" which is sort of the same formula of a haunted video game. It's like The Ring, just without a high Rotten Tomatoes score. As with horror movies, there are some very good and scary ones, but you've gotta dig through a lot of crap.

So with that, I'm going to write my own creepypasta. I hope you don't enjoy, because you won't. 

One day is very spooky and being very dark. I walk to old man who is selling games for a nice price. I saw an unmarked game that says "DO NOT PLAY". It's only a dollar, the old man sayed. I was hesistant to trust the old man but bought it. 

At home, I put the game into my Nintendo. Suddenly, the screen turned black and showeded a spooky face! 

Like this, but only with spooky red eyes and more photorealistic jowels! The face looked at me and said pick up the phone! I picked up the phone and it said you are dead. And then I died three weeks later from eating Applebee's.

The End!