The Killer Shrews
Three words: Mutated. Killer. Shrews. By that, they meant dogs wearing rugs. There's a shot where they show one of the killer shrews up close, and they look absolutely awful. Does the plot matter? If you'd like to know, just remind yourself that it has mutated killer shrews in it.
Bride of the Monster
Remember that guy from last year's Public Domain Horror Movie Recommendations? Well, director Ed Wood did. Ed Wood was an independent film maker from way back when, and boy, he's made some of the worst frickin' movies I've ever seen in my life. This movie only stands out because it happens to be one of Bela Lugosi's final roles. Sadly, an addiction to morphine and declining health caught up with Lugosi, and he died not long after this movie was made. Plan 9 from Outer Space was released in 1959, and is considered to be one of the worst movies of all time. It just so happens to have silent footage of Lugosi, shot years before.
But, let's try not to get off topic. This movie's got everything a horror movie has, but doesn't pull it off with any class. A mad scientist, a creepy house, a lumbering assistant, and even a giant octopus. It's still worth a watch, I suppose.
The Screaming Skull
Are you ready for this? Trick question. You're not. This movie offered free burial services of you died of fright during this movie... You're not going to die of fright during this movie. There's a skull, you see... and it screams. The editing is so bad, there's part of a scene missing. Saying anything more about this movie would ruin it. Just watch it.
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