Monster Cereal Cocktails

Only 70's kids remember Fruity Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute!

It's October, the monster cereals are on the shelves, and you're an adult. Luckily, I have the perfect solution to your troubles to help relive your childhood without looking like a child by eating Count Chocula, Boo-Berry and Franken-Berry! Now you can feel like an alcoholic instead of a man-child! Just because I like you, here's three cocktails I've thought of to help get you in the spirit!

Count Chocoholic 

Basically, this is more or less a chocolate Grasshopper, jazzed up like the Count would want. Combine equal parts creme de cacao, marshmallow vodka (If you can find it. You can substitute some s'more liqueur if you want to be really classy) and cream. Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Top that off with a handfull of the cereal. 

Booze-Berry

This is my take on a White Russian, just... You know, with less class and more stupid. It's exactly like a White Russian, but instead of coffee liqueur, you use blueberry liqueur. Whether you stir it or not is up to you. But after all, didn't you like drinking that blue milk when you were done eating the cereal? Didn't it make you feel like Luke Skywalker?

Franken-Bomb

Okay. This is only for folks who are willing to fight someone at the drop of a hat. Basically, you can say that about any of the "bomb" cocktails. You ready? Okay.

You take a shot of strawberry liqueur with a marshmallow on top and drop it into a pub glass of milk. Make sure to chug it while trying to forget about when Count Chocola was portrayed as a live-action character. 

Please drink responsibly.