Monday, October 3, 2016

The Men of the Moon

I promised I'd post on Monday, and by God, I'm posting this before midnight. 

I'd like to share another first draft of a story idea I had a while back. If I ever find it in myself to expand it, I'll make this longer and better-detailed. 

The communications with NASA had been broken. Both Thompson and Nelson tried their best to repair what they thought was the broken communications system in the lunar module. Thompson was a skilled engineer, and Nelson had just graduated from the University of Florida. They would have it repaired in no time, if they kept their hands steady, and didn’t manage to break the system even more while trying to fix it. The problem was, the communications were working just fine, no matter how much Thompson tried to convince himself that it was broken. After 20 minutes of losing contact with NASA, Thompson concluded that something was wrong with mission control.

“Do you think it’s a power outage?” Said Nelson, young and inquisitive. “Impossible” replied Thompson, the skilled engineer, a ten-year NASA employee. “There’s no way mission control would even think of losing power, kid. Billions of dollars isn’t going to stop progress” Thompson was correct. There’s no way NASA would risk a power outage, losing contact with a couple of astronauts in the middle of a crisis. There would be backup generators, and backup generators for the backup generators. There’d be at least a dozen in case of an emergency, and they’d go online in an instant. An instant had passed about 20 minutes ago. This wasn’t a power outage. 

“It couldn’t be something bad, could it? Like a fire?” Stammered Nelson, now worried. “Very unlikely, kid” replied Thompson. “Even if one of the computers had been set on fire, they’d have it put out with a fire extinguisher within 15 seconds, and on top of that, computers rarely catch fires.” This wasn’t a fire, and it wasn’t a power outage. It was something, much, much worse. 

The horrors, the fear, the culmination of the Cold War had come to fruition. As several flashes sparked from the distant Earth, Thompson and Nelson came to the final conclusion: Johnson and Khrushchev had finally had enough of one another. Could it have been over the rights to a country? Had Russian soldiers made it into Vietnam? At that point, it didn’t matter. It was war. Nuclear war. World War Three. What Einstein feared would be the worst, largest, and quickest war in human history.  

The twinkles on the surface of the once beloved planet symbolized the end of entire countries, entire cultures and civilizations. The flashes from the dying blue marble lasted about 3 hours, 4 hours at the most. Neither astronaut dared to check his watch to time the catastrophe. Before their very eyes, with each horrified blink, millions were atomized by atomic fire, the blaze of a dozen suns peeling their flesh off in an instant, if they were lucky. Many others weren’t. 

Thompson reflected, and was taken back to his high school science class in the urban jungles of an Iowa university.  While working towards his engineering degree, plenty of math, statistics, and science classes were required, and took up most of his time. One of his science teachers, an old, hunched-over Professor by the name of Boyle had worked on the Manhattan project in the 1940’s. He often looked upon the class with an uneasy disgust, lighting a cigarette every ten minutes, which damn near filled the room with the fresh smell of burning menthol.  

“All it takes is the splitting of one atom of Plutonium-239” Boyle muttered as the bell rang, interrupting his lecture “To end the lives of thousands and thousands of people. None o’ you were even born, there was a time when atomic power, weapons o’ this scale were thought to be impossible.” As he finished, Professor Boyle began to cough into his free hand, the one not holding the lit Marlboro. It was hard to believe that there was a time when atomic bombs were the stuff of science fiction, and when smoking was permitted in classrooms. Professor Boyle didn’t live to see Nelson’s graduation. It was unclear whether radiation or cheap tobacco was the cause. Nelson knew, however, that it was better to die in the instant flash of an atomic blast than to suffer at the hands of severe radiation poisoning.

Thompson wasn’t a doctor, but during his studies at Iowa, he read about the effects of radiation poisoning and the cancer that even mild doses of radiation could cause. At first, it begins with headache, nausea, and dizziness. If it isn’t treated properly, it turns into a severe weakness of both body and breath. In large, very large amounts, radiation can cause hair loss, bloody stools, bloody vomiting, low blood pressure, as well as a total shut-down of the immune system, and the dying of the body’s defenses, causing the blood cells to die dramatically. 

Wounds are unable to heal due to the platelets in the blood failing to work, and death occurs within an hour, if the patient is lucky. Many of the victims of the Japanese atomic bombs that weren’t instantly killed suffered this way. Thompson fell to his knees, now knowing this would be the fate of billions of humans on the little blue marble he once called home. After a few hours, it was over. The blue marble was now red and black with billions of tons of hot atomic ash.

Thompson stood beside Nelson, gazing at the dead planet. There was no way to return home. Both astronauts waited in the lunar module for hours after the war, saying nothing to one another, instead gazing glances. It was over. Their futures meant nothing, the earth now meant nothing. After the fourth hour, Nelson fell to the floor, screaming in mental agony. They were going to die on the moon. They were going to die slowly on the moon. They were going to die alone, on the moon. As Thompson hunched over in the fetal position, Thompson continued to gaze out of the window, with the same dull, speechless expression.

Thompson knew three things. One: The earth, and the thousand or so lucky survivors inside bomb shelters, couldn’t help them. Two: It was impossible for Earth to sustain complex life from now on. Three: There was only enough oxygen, power, food and water for two people to survive for about a couple of days, up to a week if they slept in the cold, took slow breaths, and starved themselves. Nelson knew this as well, and didn’t want to live to have that happen. 

“I’m going out there” Nelson muttered. “Please, for the love of God, let me go out there and die!” Nelson was a broken shell of a man. “Thompson! Please, please, please!” he blubbered, shaking on the floor in his suit. “I’m not going to stop you, Nelson” Thompson replied. “I’m not going to stop either of us.” He looked back at his comrade, with the same cold, empty look in his eye. “There’s nothing for us down there, so there’s no point in waiting for help… We’ll take as much oxygen as we can carry, walk as far as we can… And just breathe until there’s nothing left.” Neither wanted to starve to death, and suffocation seemed like the most peaceful, harmless option. They would slowly pass out from lack of oxygen, and eventually let go of life.

The two distraught astronauts put on their helmets, strapped on as much oxygen as they could carry, and stepped out of the lunar module. Neither one dared to look back at the coffin that would have held them both. Each of them had about 4 hours of oxygen in their suits. They both decided to walk as far as they could. Nelson figured, if both of them kept a steady pace, they could walk about 5 miles north, near one of the moon’s craters in the sea of tranquility. Tranquility was the best hope they had for a peaceful death, and so, both of them began to walk to the north. 

Hours passed. Thompson and Nelson walked north, towards the sea of tranquility, daring not to look back at the dead rock, Earth. Thompson kept a steady breath, but Nelson, still panicking, was running out of oxygen, and running out of it fast. He was breathing too fast, and was exhausted. After reaching his suit’s limits, he collapsed into the lunar soil. He would be dead within 15 minutes. Thompson shook his head. “Poor kid” he said to himself. Himself… He was the only one left. With his head down, Thompson made his way north. He had about an hour of oxygen left. He’d make it about a mile or two.

Before long, Thompson fell to his knees. He had less that ten minutes left. “Okay, now what?” the lone astronaut said to himself. “What were we even trying to prove? We could have cured cancer, hell, we could have made it to Mars, but no, we had to choose blowing those Japs of the face of the earth, and now everyone’s gone with them!” Thompson had to use his last minutes of consciousness left to do something bold and symbolic. He wouldn’t go down in any history books, but he figured eventually, someone would pass by and look at the Earth and its brilliant white satellite, the moon. And so, Thompson began to draw in the lunar soil. 

Using his thick, padded gloves, Thompson drew a circle into the soil. As the minutes passed by, he took shorter breaths, drawing seven rings around the circle. As his helmet began to fog up, Thompson drew little dots in the circle, about 94 in total. Thompson’s last will and testament was complete. As he finished dragging his thick glove across the dry, rough moon dust, he stood back, reflecting at his masterpiece. It was a plutonium atom, just like the one Boyle drew on the chalkboard decades before. 

Thompson’s vision blurred. He had ran out of oxygen, and began to gasp at the seemingly toxic air inside of his suit. It was now filled with carbon dioxide, which humans are unable to breathe. Gasping and wheezing, Thompson fell to the ground next to his sand drawing, and after 30 seconds of desperately clinging to consciousness, trying to stay awake, he finally passed out. It didn’t take long for Thompson to join his fellow astronaut as a corpse on the moon. His body would lay there for the rest of time, next to a drawing of a plutonium atom.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Happy October, AKA, And Now the Screaming Starts

Quite literally, and also the title of a movie that I haven't heard friggin' ANYONE ever talk about. I saw it once on a Friday night when I was in the 9th grade. I had... Very little hobbies. Like, whenever I had to answer "What are your hobbies?" on any "Group get-together" shtick,  I just answered "I just doodle sometimes. Also, mostly TV.". I watched a lot of TV. This was before the internet took over my life. Like, in both the good and bad ways.


Quite, indeed.

To be honest, the plot isn't much to talk about. (Spoiler alert for a movie made in 1973!) Based on the novel Fengriffen, this spooky movie takes place in the creepiest country imaginable, England! Seriously, how is it that every creepy character (That I can currently think of, I'm just that scared) is of the Anglo persuasion? It's like the Asian persuasion, but... For the English. 

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the plot. There's not much too it. In 1795, newlyweds Catherine and Charles Fengriffen move into Charles' stately mansion. Catherine, being subject to "In-a-70s-horror-flick-itis" falls victim to a curse placed by a wronged servant on the Fengriffen family and its descendants. Holy copy and paste, Batman. 

Why I can remember this movie, when my collective being has been polluted with so many other bad movies, is beyond me. Quite beyond me. Come to think of it, there's nothing really special about it. I guess the only reason I kept on watching was because Peter Cushing was in it. Who's Peter Cushing, you ask?


Isn't he a dreamboat?

You might remember Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars. You know, that complete jerk who said something to the effect of "Well, the rebels aren't here. Let's blow up this place anyway and see a princess cry".


I can't tell who's creepier. The asthmatic magic cyborg, or the geriatric Englishman.

The media had pretty much the same reaction to And Now the Screaming Starts, with a loud collective "Meh", This is why I can assume that this movie isn't that well-known. There is little to nothing special about it, other than Peter Cushing. And the fact that it was based on a book. But that's not that special. Peter Cushing is more special than a book. That's like, one of the laws of physics, I think. 

To me, a horror movie either has to be completely awful and goofy, or in rarer cases, scary, to be truly memorable. Aside from some close-ups of a man without his eyes, there's nothing scary or goofy about And Now the Screaming Starts. It is neither good, nor is it bad. It's just... Unmemorable. I guess we'll have to wait until Monday for the screaming to start. I'm hilarious.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

The 21st Century Console Wars, AKA: Nintendo's New Console

First of all, I’d like to mention that I own a Nintendo Wii U, and I love it. With friends, I’ve had a blast playing first-party titles such as Splatoon, Super Smash Brothers for Wii U, Mario Kart 8 and Super Mario Maker. As far as I’m concerned, Nintendo’s taken a step in the right direction in improving online multiplayer capabilities and expanding their roster of IP’s. However, the Wii U’s improvement over its predecessor, the Wii, has been one hell of a small step. In some aspects, it’s been a step backwards.

This Eighth-Generation console has failed to meet the standards of what hardcore gamers expect from an Eighth-Generation console. Point for point, the Wii U just doesn’t have what it takes to match the Xbox One or the PlayStation Four. Almost all the way down the line, Nintendo’s latest console is in dead-last in each technical category. Where it’s winning? It’s got a low, low price of $299.99 for a deluxe model, which includes a free game bundled with the 32 GB model. I don’t know why Nintendo’s putting 32 GB as a selling point on the box of a system they’re trying their best to sell, but double-digit Gigabyte storage spaces are “sooooo last generation”. 

To be fair, graphics and GPU and all of that technical jargon don’t matter if talented programmers know what they’re doing. However, that’s another problem. Third-party developers are having a difficult time programming games for the Wii U. Part of the problem is the system’s “Game Pad” controller. The Game Pad functions much like the Nintendo DS’s bottom screen. While having a touch screen may sound cool and cutting-edge, it makes porting games an absolute nightmare for programmers. Not to mention, one of the draws to the DS was the fact that it was a portable system. While the Wii U is basically a console version of the DS, its lack of portability makes the touch-screen a waste of a programmer’s talent.

There’s been a load of rumors surrounding Nintendo’s new console, dubbed “NX”. The closest thing anxious fans had to details of the NX came in the form of a leak of what was thought to be the console’s controller, but ended up being a 3D-printed fake. Still, you have to appreciate the lengths some folks will go to make it look like the real thing. After all, it fooled me… And then I felt like an idiot post-truth-reveal. What can we really expect from this new console, and what will Nintendo have to do in order to boost sales and earn back the trust of third-party developers?

Sources have claimed that Nintendo’s going to revolutionize the way they make games. Rumor has it that they’re going to make first-party titles at a faster rate, and possibly expand their staff. Some sources have even boasted that Nintendo will release more titles then ever during the NX’s lifetime. A bold claim, sure. But, can they draw third-party support?

Some information has claimed that the highly-anticipated Final Fantasy VII remake will be on the NX’s roster of titles. Also among these rumored titles are Square Enix’s upcoming Final Fantasy XV, Dragon Quest X and XI, Ubisoft’s sequel to Beyond Good and Evil. Also rumored are re-releases of Splatoon, Super Mario Maker and Super Smash Brothers, with the addition of Pikmin 4 and the currently-unnamed Legend of Zelda title. Until Nintendo officially spills the beans and shows the public some information aside from some pictures of patents made for the system, players will have to wait, and hope for the best.


For now, gamers have to ask themselves a few questions. What’s the deal with the screen on the controller? Will it run 4K? Will it even use disks as sources claim? One thing can be said for certain: Nintendo’s not afraid to play by its own rules of what gaming really means. If anything, Nintendo’s colossal fan base won’t let this titan of the gaming industry go down. Until then, Wii U owners will have to settle with what they have. Hey, at least Bayonetta 2’s fun to play.  

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Wake Me Up When September Starts, Because I Have Classes

Not exactly a nice title for a blog post, or a song for that matter. I suppose I shouldn't bash Green Day. American Idiot might have given the middle finger to the Iraq War, but don't try to pretend you're hardcore.

Anyway, it's September now. It's been September for about a week. I've moved into my cozy, humid dorm, made a whole bunch of new friends, and I'm prepared for a fresh new start. So, I've decided to share something very special with all four of the people who read this blog. I've decided to share one of my earlier pieces, written about half a year ago. It's a story that I haven't seen made into a major motion picture, and a story that is dearly special to me. No, this isn't a story about me. It's the story of a man who just wanted to fly.

Look Carol! I Can Fly!

Poor Larry never made it into the air force. As a child, he hoped and dreamed that he could earn a pilot’s license and take to the skies in a jet-powered freedom-machine. Due to Larry’s poor eyesight, he learned early on that his dreams didn’t always come true. As Larry grew up into a broken young adult, he refused to let his dream die. Larry wanted to fly. He was able to land a job as a truck driver, but damn it, Larry wanted to fly.

A foolhardy idea stuck with Larry for close to 20 years. He planned and fantasized about the idea. How many balloons would it take? How much would it cost? How would he pilot the machine? Would he bring anything with him on the trip? What was his exit strategy? Larry thought long and hard, but through some crude math, Larry managed to complete a rough sketch of his dream.
He openly conversed with his friends, and girlfriend, Carol Van Deusen about the idea. Surprisingly, they agreed to help. Eventually, Larry and Carol bought 45 helium weather balloons and the helium to fill them. Larry’s plan was going to work, he thought. It had to.

On July 2nd, 1982, Larry and his friends gathered in his backyard. His plan was to fly eastward, soaring over Los Angeles in his homemade flying machine, a Sears lawn chair he named Inspiration I. The crew tethered the chair to Larry’s Jeep, and began preparations for Larry’s flight. There was no turning back, and no shortage of Miller Lite that hot July morning.

Larry’s plan was simple, but ingenious. 45 helium weather balloons to bring him into the skies, holding more than 30 cubic feet of helium each, eight gallons of water for counter-weight, a sandwich, some beef jerky, and beer for life support, a Citizen’s Band radio for contacting his friends, a camera to record his flight, and a cheap pellet gun for landing gear. In case if Larry couldn’t get down fast enough, he would shoot the balloons with the pellet gun, and he would descend back down to earth as a hero and pioneer of air travel. As the story goes, life loves to throw curve-balls.
Larry’s friends were ready to launch him into the sky. Carol was in tears, mortified about the possibility of Larry never making it down in one piece. “Larry, Larry! Are you sure you want to do this?” Carol sobbed. “Buddy, are you sure that this is worth it?” one of his friends asked. Larry assured that 20 years of planning, and the cost of all the equipment would be worth the trip. Larry was set, his flying machine was assembled, and his crew were ready to launch him into the wild blue yonder. At least, that was the plan.

As it turns out, the curveball that life threw at Larry was his own miscalculation. He grossly underestimated how powerful and how high a weather balloon could fly. He planned on floating about 30 feet into the air, where he could safely pilot his flying machine above Los Angeles, where onlookers could see him and wave at their new hero. That wasn’t the case. Weather balloons, let alone many weather balloons, are incredibly powerful, as Larry and his friends found out that hot July day.

For reference, a single run of the mill weather balloon has enough lift to reach miles and miles into the sky. Since helium is much lighter than air, weather balloons are absolutely perfect for bringing up equipment many miles into the sky to scan for weather patterns, as the name implies. Larry’s lawn chair was attached to 45 of them. Even with the water counterweights, Larry’s own weight, and his life support, Larry shot up into the sky like a rocket. Sometimes, crude math doesn’t cut it. Within minutes, Larry was in the sky. His friends lost sight of him. Carol now had a very good reason to be mortified. Her boyfriend was now on his own.

Thanks to the high wind speed and sheer lift power of his flying machine, Larry was now in restricted air space. Not exactly ideal when you don't want to be in  A pilot flying a commercial flight saw Larry’s machine. He looked over at the 10 o’clock position (Slightly to the left) and saw a mass of balloons carrying a man in a chair. Even though the plane was beginning to land, both Larry and the plane were almost 7000 feet in the air, more than a mile above the ground. Now, there was absolutely no turning back. Larry contacted REACT, a CB organization.

“What information do you wish me to tell [the airport] at this time as to your location and your difficulty?”

“Ah, the difficulty is, ah, this was an unauthorized balloon launch, and, uh, I know I'm in a federal airspace, and, uh, I'm sure my ground crew has alerted the proper authority. But, uh, just call them and tell them I'm okay.”

As it turns out, Larry was in... a lot of danger. More specifically, he was heading towards the approach area of the Los Angeles airport, where planes were landing. If Larry drifted close enough to that space, it would have costed him his life. To make matters worse, by then, Larry had reached 16,000 feet, which is more than 3 miles above ground. At above 10,000 feet, there is very little oxygen to breathe, and the air is stinging cold, almost below freezing. Larry had to get down, and fast. Thankfully, he still had his pellet gun.

Larry aimed the pellet gun, his only hope, at the weather balloons, and began to fire up at them, popping them one by one. This presented yet another problem: If Larry shot too many balloons, he would fall from the sky, and would have ended up as "Larry the Human Pile of Blood and Viscera". Too few balloons, and Larry would have perished due to the elements, freezing to death or suffocating in the thin, chilly air. After clumsily, desperately firing his seventh shot, Larry accidently dropped his pellet gun. His fingers, at that point, were shaking and numb. In hindsight, Larry should have brought two pellet guns. Or perhaps a pair of gloves. He was on a budget, after all.

Now, Larry’s life was in the hands of Lady Luck. As it turned out, Lady Luck was very kind to him that day. Larry popped the correct amount of balloons that would allow him him to descend in the safest way possible. Unfortunately, the safest way wasn’t quite safe. Larry was still falling fast, soaring through the sky as fast as the four winds would take him. Or as fast as they wanted to. Seldom to the four winds show compassion to the likes of mortal men. The four winds and Lady Luck have drastically contrasting opinions about mortals, it seems.

Larry quickly descended thousands of feet, near Los Angeles. Again, by sheer luck, his friends were there to catch him, driving an old pickup truck.The long cords that held the balloons to the chair ended up snagging the craft to a few power lines, which had now caused a short blackout. Larry had finally returned to earth, safely. As the sight caused quite a stir, the LAPD also decided to pay a visit, and they were waiting for him. Most of them couldn't believe it. However, being the LAPD during the 80's, they weren't happy.

As it turns out, Larry had broken several laws, not limited to: invasion of restricted airspace, flying without a pilot’s license, and failure to communicate with air traffic control prior to liftoff. A small price to pay for both starting an extreme sport, and living to tell the tale. Had Larry's chair flown into those power lines, his body would have caused the blackout, and there wouldn't be much of Larry to arrest.

Larry did the best he could, and appealed to the courts. His lawyer proclaimed that his flying machine technically didn’t qualify as a “civil aircraft” and thus, did not apply to the laws. Larry was instead fined $1,500 for disturbing the peace and causing a blackout. Larry’s dream had taken 20 years, 45 balloons, plenty of helium, and more than a thousand dollars in fines, but despite his poor eyesight, upbringing, and what can be called stupidity, life threw Larry a curveball, but Larry managed to avoid striking out, hitting the ball into the foul zone. From that day forward, he was known as Lawnchair Larry.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

A Preamble to a Series of Ramblings

Welp, I've just started a blog. Something that I NEVER thought I would do two years ago. Then again, two years was all it took for me to turn my life around.

Hell, two years ago, I had my hair shaved into a mohawk in order to win 50 bucks. I'm pretty sure I spent that on either Rockstar Energy Drinks or Slim Jims. I'm pretty sure it was both.

Yeah, I'm certain it was both. Damn you, Macho Man Randy Savage. If you weren't dead... You'd probably kick my ass. In or out of the ring. Rest in peace.


Figure A: Ooooooooooh, yeah!

So, after all the melon-farming, futt-bucking hardships, such as gaining 60 pounds in 3 years (Yikes) and nearly getting suspended (Double yikes), I decided that Sociology wasn't exactly the right major for me. Come to think of it, Sociology shouldn't really be a major.

Sociology, and to a greater extent, Social Science, puts the "moronic" in "oxymoronic". As far as I can tell from my GPA and qualifications, I'm not a scientist, but I can guarantee you that absolutely nobody is a social scientist. How am I so sure? Well, little voice in my head, allow me to elaborate!


Figure B: Myself, not a scientist


Figure C: I Googled "Social Science Major"
I'm very lazy, yes, but hey, as far as I know, scientists don't vape.
I'm pretty certain that scientists have confirmed that vaping is like, sooooo 2015!

Science is, and I quote from Wikipedia: (The) "systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe."

Science is very much the act of knowledge of cause and effect. The old story of Isaac Newton discovering gravity by the apple falling from a tree is very much an example of cause and effect. "Why did the apple fall?" is an interesting question. However, "How did the apple fall?" is a much better question. 

"Why" asks the question of purpose and reason. "How" however, (Pun not intended. I'm a terrible liar, aren't I?) is very much a question of the way or manner. Yes, there's a difference between why and how. 

The manner of reality is the true basis of a true science. 

How did the apple fall?

How do we put a man on Mars?

How do we unlock all the secrets of the universe? 

All very good scientific questions. You wanna know what's a bad scientific question?

Why did the apple fall?
Because that's what apples tend to do. 

Why do we put a man on Mars?
Unfortunately, Earth is filled with too many idiots in order to function properly.

Why do we unlock the secrets of the universe?
I don't know. Ask your Philosophy professor, AKA: What Philosophy majors become after they graduate, thus continuing the cycle of "Why bother?"  

Social Science is very much a "Why" ideology. Before I get a tsunami of hate mail from Women's Studies Majors (Because that's pretty much what they do, aside from teach Women's Studies) I will say that the human psyche is a very important thing to understand. Truly, the mind is not something that can be understood easily, and perhaps, with a few experiments, we can all become wiser, not just as a culture, but as a species. There's just one teensy-weensy problem with this equation. In Sociology, all I was taught were theories. 

Yeah, centuries of human development, and theories are the best we possess for the human psyche?That... Is so pathetic, it's almost cute.

Imagine if gravity was just a theory. 
Imagine if the existence of atoms was just a theory. 
Imagine if there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Where was I? 

Oh, yeah... I was talking about the difference between facts and guesses. To be completely honest with anyone reading this, I was completely blind to this at first. I can't believe I changed my major from Engineering to Sociology. With Engineering, 100 percent of what is produced is based on facts. Sociologists take theories and then write papers on those theories, making guesses, and then the prettiest-looking ones are made into articles to be used as sources for the next generation of papers. 

*Morgan Freeman impression*
And thus, the beautiful cycle of "Why Bother?" continues.

Well, that and about a $60,000 difference in yearly wages, at the very minimum. 

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I've changed a whole lot from those days. I've broken free from the cycle, and now I'm pursuing both creative and journalistic writing. Perhaps instead of writing papers on human emotions, I could write fantastic stories about human emotions. As for journalistic writing, I could use it to draw in the good truth from the sources, instead of just making guesses and reporting it. The more that I think about it, to me, being a writer means letting go. As for me, I've let go from my crippling caffeine addiction and feeling sorry for myself. From those emotions, I can bring out something truly special. At least, that's my guess. But hey, am I here to make guesses, or should I just use this writing blog to write?  

Now all I can think about is what I could buy with $60,000. Maybe I could buy an entire mountain of Slim Jims with that kind of money! 


Figure D: Macho Man Randy Savage, Majored in the Science of Elbow-Dropping. Scientist.